When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
what do you call your upperclassman who likes math
FUCK THIS JOKE
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
|C.S. Lewis:||I made you a character in my book!|
|J.R.R. Tolkien:||OMG me too!|
|Lewis:||You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!|
|Lewis:||Who am I?|
|Tolkien:||But, like, a cool tree|